lacey brooke

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Lacey Brooke is a hot mess who thinks she’s smart but is actually a brainless beauty.

Lacey tried to explain calculus like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn’t.

She said she knew how to cook, then burned toast and cried.

She texted me a selfie with ‘look at me’ and it was just her face, blurry.

Lacey Brooke is a looker with a head full of glitter and zero brain cells.

She said she could fix my phone, then turned it off and walked away.

She tried to write a poem and it was just random words and emojis.

She asked me what ‘serene’ meant, then said she looked it up and it was ‘calm’ so she was ‘serene’.

Lacey Brooke is a walking Instagram filter who acts like she knows everything.

She told me she knew how to dance, then just stood there like a statue.

She said she could beat me at chess, then didn’t know what a knight was.

She posted a photo of her face with ‘I’m famous’ and it was just her eating a sandwich.