Lacey Bar

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A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a Jeep. It used to be called a pussy bar. A smelly old man named it after his ex-caregiver, Lacey, who was more of a ho than a helper.
My dad's Jeep has a Lacey Bar. He says it's the only thing keeping him from falling into the ditch.
I saw my uncle's Jeep and asked, 'Why's there a Lacey Bar in there?' He said, 'That's where Lacey used to sit.'
My cousin's Jeep smells like a Lacey Bar. It's got that old man and ho vibe.
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A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a Jeep. It's a tribute to a ho who got fired for being a dirty no-good skank.
My uncle's Jeep has a Lacey Bar. He says it's where the ho used to sit and eat donuts.
I saw a Lacey Bar in my cousin's Jeep and asked, 'Why's it called that?' He said, 'Because Lacey was a ho.'
My dad's Jeep has a Lacey Bar. He uses it to grab onto when he's drunk.
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A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a Jeep. It was named after a ho who got fired because she was more of a skank than a caregiver.
My dad's Jeep has a Lacey Bar. He says it's where the ho used to sit and eat donuts.
I saw a Lacey Bar in my cousin's Jeep and asked, 'Why's it called that?' He said, 'Because Lacey was a ho.'
My uncle's Jeep has a Lacey Bar. He uses it to grab onto when he's drunk.
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