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A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a Jeep. It used to be called a pussy bar. A smelly old man named it after his ex-caregiver, Lacey, who was more of a ho than a helper.
My dad's Jeep has a Lacey Bar. He says it's the only thing keeping him from falling into the ditch.
I saw my uncle's Jeep and asked, 'Why's there a Lacey Bar in there?' He said, 'That's where Lacey used to sit.'
My cousin's Jeep smells like a Lacey Bar. It's got that old man and ho vibe.