Laces fire department

That app is like a broken toaster in a garbage can

Your mom’s cooking is worse than this

That movie was so bad it gave me a headache and a divorce

That game is like trying to dance in a puddle

Your grades are worse than this

That outfit looked like it was made by a blind raccoon

That advice was like a door without a handle

Your excuses are worse than this

That plan was like trying to fly with a spoon