Lacersphincterectomy

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When someone rips your butt so hard it feels like your ass is on fire and your colon is screaming

My dog just got a lacerphincterectomy from my brother

I did this to my sister because she called me a f***ing dweeb

My mom got it from my dad after he ate the last slice of pizza

A fancy way of saying your ass got a face-melting beatdown from someone who really hates your guts

My teacher gave me a lacerphincterectomy for talking too much

My brother got it from my dad after he broke the TV

My dog got it from my sister because he ate her homework

When your backside gets so shredded it looks like it went through a meat grinder and cried about it

My dog got a lacerphincterectomy from my cat

I did this to my brother because he stole my snacks

My mom got it from my dad after he forgot her birthday

A medical term for when your butt gets a full-on f***ing assault from someone with a grudge

My dog got it from my brother after he took his favorite toy

I gave my sister a lacerphincterectomy for cheating in the game

My dad got it from my mom because he forgot to do the dishes

When your butt gets so torn it looks like it got run over by a truck and then yelled at

My dog got a lacerphincterectomy from my sister after she spilled juice on him

I did this to my brother because he took my video game

My mom got it from my dad after he ate the last donut

The fancy name for when your butt gets a full-on f***ing punishment from someone who really wants to hurt you

My dog got it from my brother because he took his favorite toy

I did this to my sister for calling me a f***ing dummy

My mom got it from my dad after he broke the lamp