Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To rip or slash something up with claws or a pointy weapon. It's like giving a present that's been run over by a truck.

My cat lacerated my couch because it was mad at me.

He lacerated the pizza with a knife like it owed him money.

The kid lacerated his math test with a pencil because it was too hard.

2

A snowboarding cut that looks like the mountain got stabbed and exploded in a cloud of snow.

That lacerator looked like the mountain got a facepalm.

The snow flew like a snowball fight gone wrong.

He lacerated the mountain so hard, the snow was screaming.

3

What happens when you get slashed up. Like your body got a bad haircut from a chainsaw.

She lacerated her arm after fighting a bear with a fork.

The dog lacerated his leg trying to chase a squirrel.

He lacerated his face because he forgot to shave.

4

A deep cut from butt sex or a hard cock whip. It's like getting hit with a spatula in the butt.

He lacerated his friend after a wild night of butt sex.

The guy got lacerated because he tried to sword fight with a limp noodle.

She lacerated her boyfriend because he forgot to bring lube.

5

A really nice girl. Don’t use it too much or the guys will get jealous.

That lacerator was so fine, the guys turned into statues.

He called her a lacerator and she blushed like a tomato.

She was a lacerator, and the guys were sad she didn’t like them.

6

Dying because of too much laced drugs. It's like being hit by a truck while drunk.

He died from laced drugs and looked like a meatball.

She laced her drugs too much and fell into a coma.

He lacerated himself with drugs and died in a pool.

7

A guy’s fist goes up a drunk girl’s vagina and tears her up like a sandwich.

He lacerated her so hard, the neighbors called the cops.

The guy stuck his fist in her and she screamed like a dragon.

He lacerated her and she looked like a tomato explosion.