laceration

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A huge rip in the snow made by a snowboarder who crashes so hard they look like a meatball in a blender.
My board flew off and I looked like a snow cone with a face.
He hit a tree and the snow flew like a fart in a gym.
She wiped out and the mountain screamed in pain.
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A big tear in the skin from getting butt-fucked or getting slapped with a sausage.
He got cock whipped and his butt looked like a sandwich that got hit with a hammer.
They fought like raccoons in a meat locker and both had lacerations.
He got anal penetration so hard his skin looked like a pizza with extra cheese.
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To tear or rip something apart with claws or a knife. It’s like giving someone a free facial with a chainsaw.
She clawed him like a cat with a grudge.
He used a knife and made a mess of her face.
He tore her up like a kid eating a taco.
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What happens when you get torn up by something sharp. Like when your meat gets cut by a rusty meat cleaver.
He got lacerated by a rusty knife and looked like a grilled cheese sandwich.
She got cut by a meat cleaver and screamed like a baby with a headache.
He got torn up and looked like a sack of potatoes with a grudge.
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5
A hot girl. Use it when you want to flirt with a guy or make him jealous.
She was a laceration and he fell for her like a dog in love.
He saw her and forgot about his ex like she was a ghost.
She was a laceration and he asked her out like he was a man with a plan.
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Dying from too much laced drugs. Like when you take a hit and it feels like your brain is melting in a blender.
He took a hit and died like a dog in a hot car.
She took the drugs and her brain looked like a melted popsicle.
He took a laced hit and died like he was in a horror movie.
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A guy’s fist goes up a drunk girl’s vagina and it looks like someone took a chainsaw to a pizza.
He put his fist in her and she screamed like a baby with a stomachache.
The girl looked like she was being eaten by a bear.
He stuck his fist in her and it looked like a mess of meat.
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