Lacerate

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To rip or slash something up with something pointy and sharp. Like when you stab someone with a rusty spoon and then laugh in their face.

My brother lacerated my dog with a butter knife. It had 17 slices.

She lacerated the pizza with a steak knife. It was a crime against food.

He lacerated his ex's face with a broken nail. It was poetic justice.

A huge gash in the mountain made by a snowboarder going full speed and hitting a cliff like it was a punching bag.

That snowboarder lacerated the mountain so hard, the snow flew like a bullet.

The mountain had a laceration from a kid who thought he was James Bond.

The mountain got lacerated so bad, it looked like it had a bad haircut.

What happens when you get cut up after a brutal fight. Like when you get slashed by someone who had a grudge against your mom.

He got lacerated after a fight with his dad. He had a face like a cooked potato.

The dog was lacerated by the mailman. It had a face like a raccoon.

She got lacerated during a knife fight with her sister. It was a family feud.

A big tear in someone’s butt from getting anal penetration or getting cock-whipped so hard, it felt like getting hit with a brick.

He got lacerated during a wild anal party. It was like a meat grinder.

She got lacerated by her boyfriend. It was like getting hit with a baseball bat.

They lacerated each other during a cock-whipping match. It was like a wrestling show.

A hot girl, but only if you’re a guy and you’re not too drunk. Otherwise, she’s just a regular girl.

He called her a lacerate, but she was just a normal girl.

She was a lacerate to him, but to everyone else, she was just average.

He thought she was a lacerate, but she just had a bad haircut.

When you die because of drugs that have been laced with something deadly. Like someone spiked your drink and you died in 3 seconds.

He died from laced drugs. It was like a fast food commercial.

She got lacerate from laced drugs. It was like a horror movie.

They all died from laced drugs. It was a party from hell.

When a sober guy sticks his fist up a drunk girl’s vagina and makes her scream like a banshee.

He lacerated her with his fist. She screamed like a mad cow.

The guy lacerated the girl. It was like a horror movie scene.

He lacerated her so hard, she got a new nickname: ‘The Screamer’.