LACERAPE

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Lacerape is when you get hit with Machine Gun Kelly's music so hard it feels like your brain is being stabbed with a glitter stick. You instantly know you're doomed to be obsessed with his tunes forever.
I walked into a room and heard MGK for the first time. My soul died. My brain exploded. Lacerape, baby.
My cousin texted me a song. I listened. I cried. I now know the meaning of life. Lacerape.
I was at a concert. MGK walked on stage. I got hit with a wave of pure talent. Lacerape.
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Lacerape is like getting a face full of glitter and a middle finger from the universe. It's when you hear MGK's songs and realize you're never going to be cool again.
I heard MGK's song while I was doing homework. My brain exploded. Lacerape hit me like a karate chop.
I was walking down the street when I heard MGK. I dropped my phone. Lacerape is real.
My mom played MGK in the car. I screamed. Lacerape is the worst.
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Lacerape is when you hear MGK for the first time and instantly become his slave. You will never escape his music again. You're doomed.
I was in the shower when I heard MGK. I stopped washing my hair. I became his slave. Lacerape.
My friend texted me a song. I listened. I cried. I now live in a basement. Lacerape.
I was eating pizza when I heard MGK. I dropped the pizza. I died. Lacerape.
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