Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super hot girl. Only used when males are acting like they're not already drooling at her.

"She’s a lacer, bro. You can’t even look at her without getting a boner."

"He called her a lacer right in front of her mom. He’s dead."

"She walked in and became a lacer. The whole class lost their minds."

2

When you rip something to shreds with a knife or claws. Like you’re trying to make it cry.

"He lacerated the pizza like it owed him money."

"She lacerated the guy’s shirt so hard, it looked like he had a facepalm."

"He lacerated the chicken until it was just a pile of meat."

3

A big snowboarding cut that spits snow everywhere like it’s a snow globe that got hit by a truck.

"He did a lacer on the mountain and it looked like a snowstorm exploded."

"She lacered the slope so hard, the snow flew into the sky."

"That lacer made the mountain look like it had a migraine."

4

What happens when you get torn up like a rag. Used when you’re feeling extra sore.

"He got lacerated by the couch. He was crying like a baby."

"She lacerated her hand on the door. It looked like a war zone."

"He was lacerated by the pizza. It was like a meat fight."

5

A big wound from getting cock whipped so hard, it’s like your insides are screaming.

"He got lacerated by his friend’s cock. It was like a rodeo."

"She lacerated him so hard, he was walking like a zombie."

"He got lacerated by a cock whip. It was like he got hit by a truck."

6

When someone dies from being too high on laced drugs. Like they were hit by a truck and a dragon.

"He died from laced drugs. It was like he was hit by a dragon."

"She laced up and then died. It was like a party that went too far."

"He took laced drugs and then died. It was like he was hit by a bus and a dragon."

7

When a sober guy shoves his fist up a drunk girl’s vagina and it’s like a war zone inside her.

"He lacerated her so hard, she was walking like a zombie."

"He lacerated her in front of the whole school. It was like a meat fight."

"She lacerated him back. It was like a war."