laced blunt

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A laced blunt is like a regular blunt but with extra nasties mixed in like PCP or MDMA. It turns your brain into a war zone.
I smoked a laced blunt and thought my roommate was a robot.
My friend tried one and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
I took a hit and suddenly my shoes were alive and judging me.
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A laced blunt is when you light up and suddenly your mind is on fire with weird feelings and strange thoughts.
After the laced blunt, I tried to explain math to my dog and he gave me a look.
I took one hit and started believing my coffee was plotting against me.
The laced blunt made me think my pants were trying to escape.
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A laced blunt is like a regular blunt but with extra drugs that make you feel like you’re being chased by aliens.
I took a laced blunt and thought my neighbor was a spy from Mars.
After one hit, I tried to dance with my microwave and it didn’t like it.
The laced blunt made me believe my socks were in a secret society.
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