lace up your shoes

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Stop being a clumsy mess and tie your shoes before you fall flat on your face

Why’d you trip in the hallway? Your shoe was wide open like a door!

I saw you stumble into the pizza box. Your shoe was still untied!

You fell down the stairs like a sack of bricks. Your shoe was still loose!

Don’t be a lazy donkey and tie your shoes or you’ll end up face-down in the floor

You tripped in the kitchen like a fool. Your shoe was flapping like a bird!

You fell over in the hallway like a drunk man. Your shoe was still untied!

You walked into the wall like a wallflower. Your shoe was still loose!

Tie your shoes or you’ll look like a total idiot when you fall like a sack of bricks

You tripped in the hallway like a spaz. Your shoe was wide open like a door!

You stumbled into the fridge like a dummy. Your shoe was still untied!

You face-planted the floor like a moron. Your shoe was still loose!