lace the fuck up

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A stupid phrase said by a stupid rapper from Cleveland who thinks he’s cool because he wears shiny shoes and yells at people.
My mom said, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll take your allowance away.'
My brother yelled, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll beat you with my drumsticks.'
My dog barked at me and said, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll poop on your shoes.'
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A dumb way to tell someone to get ready for a beating, like they’re about to fight a giant chicken.
My gym teacher said, 'Lace the fuck up, or you’re running laps for the rest of the year.'
My neighbor screamed, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll throw your lawn gnome in the trash.'
My cat hissed, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll claw your face off.'
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A loud, stupid phrase that comes out of a rapper’s mouth when he’s trying too hard to be cool and sounds like a confused chicken.
My dad said, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll take your video game console.'
My friend shouted, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll eat your pizza.'
My parrot screamed, 'Lace the fuck up, or I’ll poop on your head.'
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