lace my rhynedowns

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A fancy way of saying you’re fake-ass and you’re trying to butter up white folk so they don’t notice you’re a lying sack of trash

My cousin tried to lace my rhynedowns at the job interview just so the boss would think he was a good worker

She laced my rhynedowns in front of the whole class to look cool in front of the teacher

He laced my rhynedowns at the party so the cops wouldn’t notice he was high

When you’re too broke to be real and you fake-ass flatter white folk just so they’ll give you a break

My dude laced my rhynedowns at the store just so the cashier wouldn’t kick him out

She laced my rhynedowns on the bus so the driver wouldn’t call her a troublemaker

He laced my rhynedowns in the jail so the guard would give him a better cell

The act of being a lying, flapping tongue fool who acts like they like white folk just so they’ll let them live

My sister laced my rhynedowns at the church just so the pastor wouldn’t yell at her

He laced my rhynedowns at the restaurant just so the waiter wouldn’t take his order slow

They laced my rhynedowns at the school just so the principal wouldn’t give them detention

A stupid way of trying to be nice to white folk while you’re still getting treated like trash

My friend laced my rhynedowns at the mall just so the security guard wouldn’t kick him out

She laced my rhynedowns at the gym just so the coach wouldn’t yell at her

He laced my rhynedowns at the park just so the cop wouldn’t give him a ticket

The dirty trick of faking-ass flattery just so white folk will let you be a mess and still give you a chance

My cousin laced my rhynedowns at the office just so the boss wouldn’t fire him

She laced my rhynedowns at the store just so the manager wouldn’t yell at her

He laced my rhynedowns on the train just so the conductor wouldn’t throw him off