lace gnome

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A tiny monster that comes out at night to rip your shoelaces and make you trip like a baby

My shoelaces were untied and I face-planted into a wall. Thanks, lace gnome.

I tripped in front of my crush. It was the lace gnome.

I was walking fine until I fell flat on my face. Must’ve been the lace gnome.

A tiny, sneaky creature that messes with your laces just to watch you fail

My shoelaces were loose, and I walked into a puddle like a fool. The lace gnome laughed.

I tripped in the middle of a presentation. The lace gnome’s got a sense of humor.

My shoelaces came undone during a dance. The lace gnome’s got a grudge.

A little freak that lives under your bed and unties your laces just for fun

I tripped in my pajamas. The lace gnome’s got no mercy.

I walked into a door because my laces were loose. Thanks, little freak.

My shoelaces came undone mid-sentence. The lace gnome’s got a laugh.