Lace Around The Panties

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A guy who looks like he shined his butt with a mirror and then wore a dress to the grocery store.

My cousin got called that after he cried in front of the cereal aisle.

The guy at the gym who does yoga and wears glitter.

My dad said that to my brother when he wore a skirt to my mom's funeral.

A man so soft he could be mistaken for a pillow and a perfume ad.

My friend got that name after he started doing ballet.

The guy who cried when he got a paper cut.

My neighbor got called that after he wore a tutu to a bar fight.

A guy who looks like he was born in a spa and died in a salon.

My coworker got that name after he got a pedicure and cried.

The guy who wore eyeliner to work and got yelled at by his boss.

My uncle got called that after he got a mani-pedi and started singing.