Lace-ah

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Ghetto moms who act like they’re fancy but still wear corn rows and slap on so much lip chap it looks like they’re about to kiss a brick wall.
My mom is a lace-ah. She wears lip chap like it’s a religion.
That woman at the corner store is a full-time lace-ah. She got corn rows and a mouth that could talk to a dead man.
My aunt is a lace-ah. She got so much lip chap it looks like she’s wearing a face mask.
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Adult women who act like they’re from the hood but still wear corn rows and use so much lip chap it looks like they’re prepping for a kiss from a flamingo.
My cousin is a lace-ah. She got corn rows and a mouth full of chap.
That lady at the bus stop is a lace-ah. She looks like she just walked out of a corn row and lip chap commercial.
My neighbor is a lace-ah. She got so much lip chap it looks like she’s about to fall into a lipstick river.
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Hood moms who think they’re fancy, still got corn rows, and use lip chap like it’s a survival tool.
My mom is a lace-ah. She got corn rows and a face full of chap.
That woman at the grocery store is a lace-ah. She got corn rows and a mouth that could kiss a statue.
My aunt is a lace-ah. She uses so much lip chap it looks like she’s about to paint her face with a tube.
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