laccattus

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a cat that drinks milk like it’s the last drop on Earth and stares at you like you owe it money

My cat drank the milk I left out and then pooped on my keyboard.

The milk was half gone, and the cat was still sipping like it was a royalty.

I left milk out for my cat, and it came back with a look that said, 'You better never leave me alone again.'

a cat that takes milk like it’s a sacred ritual and you’re interrupting its lunch

I tried to pet my cat, but it hissed at me like I was stealing its milk.

The cat walked in, saw the milk, and immediately started a three-minute stare-down.

The milk was there, and the cat took it like it was a prize and I was the loser.

a cat that drinks milk with the intensity of a man who just won the lottery and doesn’t want to share

The cat drank the milk so fast it almost choked, and I swear it looked proud.

I left milk out, and my cat came in like it was the last day on Earth.

The cat drank the milk like it was the only thing keeping it alive, and I didn’t even get a thank you.