Lacazette

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Lacazette is a French football god who plays for Arsenal. He scores goals like it's his job and kicks the ball so well it makes other players look like they're playing with socks on.
Lacazette just scored a hat trick and then laughed at the ref.
He dribbled past three defenders like they were standing still.
He's so good, even the ghost of Pelé gave him a high five.
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She’s the best but too proud to say it. Her only problem is she can’t stop thinking about that guy and keeps forgetting to text him.
She got a perfect score on the test but still said she didn’t care.
She texted him three times then acted like she didn’t know him.
She kept looking at him during the movie and forgot to finish her popcorn.
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