LaCatherine

LaCatherine walked in and the whole church went silent. Even the statues were sweating.

I saw LaCatherine and my brain shut down. I forgot how to breathe.

My uncle said LaCatherine was so hot, she could make a saint sin.

LaCatherine came into the room, and I immediately forgot my name and my life goals.

My friend texted me: 'LaCatherine is here, and I'm dying.'

The priest tried to pray, but LaCatherine made him stop because he was too distracted.

I saw LaCatherine in the street, and I forgot how to walk. I tripped and fell.

My dad said LaCatherine was so hot, she could make a saint sin and a devil faint.

LaCatherine walked by, and my heart stopped. My brain started questioning its life choices.