Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who can’t stop whining like a baby who got kicked out of a candy store

'I failed the test because the teacher hates me!' But you slept through class.

'My dog died because you said so.'

'You broke my heart and my phone.'

2

someone who acts like they're being murdered every time someone points out their mistakes

'You called me a failure? I’m gonna die of embarrassment!'

'You said I was ugly? I’m going to cry in my soup.'

'You didn’t like my joke? I’m going to quit life.'

3

the kind of person who blames everything on someone else, even the pizza

'I failed the test because the pizza was too spicy.'

'My dog ran away because you said so.'

'I got a D because the sky was blue.'

4

a human who thinks the world is against them, even when they’re just bad at math

'I flunked the math test because the numbers were evil.'

'The teacher hates me because I’m not perfect.'

'My life is over because I spilled my juice.'

5

a person who’s always the one crying in the group chat

'I can’t handle this anymore! I’m leaving the group chat!'

'You said I was wrong? I’m going to cry in my pillow.'

'I’m so sad, I’m going to die in the middle of the hallway.'

6

someone who would rather die than admit they messed up

'I didn’t mess up! The world is against me!'

'I didn’t fail! The test was unfair!'

'I didn’t spill my juice! The juice was evil!'