LaCasse

My cousin’s LaCasse is so bad, I’m surprised the cows didn’t start a riot.

LaCasse is the reason I failed math and also my self-esteem.

I told my mom I’d rather eat a whole cow than be related to a LaCasse.

LaCasse was the reason the tavern got shut down twice a week.

He fought a chicken at the bar and won, but it still pecked him.

LaCasse’s fighting skills were so bad, he got kicked out for being a bad bar fighter.

My neighbor’s a LaCasse and she stepped on my cat just to flirt with the mailman.

She’d cheat on her husband with a goat if it had a better body.

That woman’s a LaCasse, and I’ve seen her throw a punch for a lousy compliment.