LaCarruba

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A tiny bald man with no patience and a brain the size of a football. He’s smart but likes to cuss you out for no reason.

He yelled at me for spilling coffee on his shoes. I got a C+ in life.

He called my mom a donkey for not doing the laundry.

He told my friend he was a disgrace because he wore socks with sandals.

A little bald guy who acts like he knows everything and will laugh at you if you get anything wrong.

He laughed at me when I forgot his favorite color is green.

He said my math was bad and called me a brainless donkey.

He made me do push-ups because I didn’t know the capital of France.

A bald, short man who talks like he’s the king of the world and will make your life miserable if you don’t listen.

He told me I was a disgrace for not doing my homework.

He cussed me out because I wore mismatched socks.

He said my essay was the worst he’d ever seen and gave me a zero.