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three poors who think being drunk is a lifestyle and promise to smoke pot someday if they don't die first.

'I'll be dead before I ever touch that weed,' said Jake, while passing out on a couch.

'We're gonna be rich when we're dead,' said Lisa, with a mouth full of pizza and a bottle of wine.

They all agreed to meet at the morgue if they didn't make it to the park.

three losers who think being wasted is a job and plan to smoke weed when they're not passed out.

'I'm not a loser, I'm a legend,' said Mark, while throwing up in a trash can.

Lisa tried to text her mom but only sent a picture of a bottle and a bag of chips.

They all passed out before they even got to the park.

three trash humans who think drinking and being high is a hobby and hope to smoke weed someday before they die.

Jake tried to stand up but fell over and screamed, 'I’m not a failure, I’m a legend!'

Lisa texted her brother: 'I’m alive, but I’m also dead.'

They all agreed to meet at the graveyard if they didn’t make it to the park.