lacadonkadonk

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the total absence of any junk in your pants and the complete shame that comes with it

My mom said I had the worst lacadonkadonk since the 80s.

He walked into the room and I knew he had the worst lacadonkadonk ever.

My cousin's lacadonkadonk is so bad, he wears a fanny pack just to survive.

when you’re so flat you could be a parking meter and no one would notice

She had the lacadonkadonk of a parking meter on a Sunday.

I told my friend he had the lacadonkadonk of a deflated balloon.

My uncle’s lacadonkadonk is so bad, he got kicked out of the pants store.

when your junk is so low, it’s hiding in the closet and texting your mom

Her lacadonkadonk is so bad, it’s hiding from the world.

He said his lacadonkadonk was so bad, it started its own side hustle.

My brother’s lacadonkadonk is so bad, it has its own Instagram.

when you're so empty, you could be a cereal box and no one would question it

She has the lacadonkadonk of a cereal box on a diet.

He said his lacadonkadonk was so bad, he got a job at the cereal factory.

My sister’s lacadonkadonk is so bad, she eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

when you're so low, you could be a dog that got hit by a car and no one would care

His lacadonkadonk is so bad, it's like a dog that got hit by a car.

She said her lacadonkadonk was so bad, her dog left her.

My dad’s lacadonkadonk is so bad, even the dog won’t talk to him.