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A fake professor who talks big but can't back it up. They're like a hot dog vendor who claims to be a chef.

"I have a PhD in nothing," he said, then spent 10 minutes explaining how to tie a shoelace.

She called me a 'mere student' when I corrected her on basic math.

He tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.

A college teacher who thinks they're important but can't even spell 'academics' without help.

He said he was 'a scholar of scholars' and then forgot how to write an essay.

She told us she was a 'master of all trades' and couldn't fix a leaky sink.

He tried to explain gravity and fell off his chair.

A professor who talks like they're important but can't even handle a simple question without turning red.

He got so mad when I asked what 'eloquent' meant that he threw a chalkboard eraser at me.

She said she was 'a legend in her own time' and couldn't remember her own name.

He tried to explain the French Revolution and cried about it.

A teacher who thinks they're a genius but can't even write a proper sentence without help from a dictionary.

He told us he was 'a man of letters' and then spelled 'letter' wrong three times.

She said she was 'the brain of the century' and couldn't add 2 + 2.

He tried to explain Shakespeare and ended up quoting a meme.

A professor who talks like they're a rockstar but can't even remember their own subject half the time.

He called himself 'the king of knowledge' and forgot what 'knowledge' meant.

She said she was 'a queen of learning' and couldn't tell a verb from a noun.

He tried to explain the periodic table and got confused by the word 'table'.

A teacher who thinks they're a genius but can't even handle a basic test question without cheating.

He said he was 'a god of learning' and then looked up 'learning' on his phone.

She called herself 'a goddess of education' and failed a pop quiz.

He tried to explain the moon landing and said it was 'a conspiracy by aliens'.