lacadazical

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a fancy way to say you're too tired to move and your brain is full of glitter and pizza
'I'm being lacadazical right now, bro. I'm not lazy, I'm just royal.'
'Why did you text me at 3 a. m.? I was being lacadazical.'
'I didn't even brush my teeth. I was being lacadazical.'
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when you're so relaxed you could fall asleep in a toilet and no one would care
'I was being lacadazical in the toilet. I fell asleep and woke up to a spider.'
'I didn't even finish my soup. I was being lacadazical.'
'I took a nap in my pants. That's how lacadazical I was.'
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a way to say you're too lazy to do anything but stare at the ceiling like it owes you money
'I stared at the ceiling for 10 hours. I was being lacadazical.'
'I didn't even text my mom. I was being lacadazical.'
'I skipped school because I was being lacadazical.'
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when you're so chill you could sit in a traffic jam and still be happy
'I sat in traffic for an hour and still was being lacadazical.'
'I didn't even complain about the traffic. I was being lacadazical.'
'I watched a dog eat a sandwich while being lacadazical.'
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a way to say you're so relaxed you could eat a whole pizza and still not move
'I ate a whole pizza and didn't even move. That's how lacadazical I was.'
'I didn't even wash my hands. I was being lacadazical.'
'I sat on the floor and didn't move. That's lacadazical.'
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