LAC + USC

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The biggest hospital in LA where they don’t care about rules, and they let doctors and nurses do whatever the hell they want to patients, even if they’re barely awake or totally knocked out.
My cousin got stuck there for three days because the nurse thought he was a toy.
The guy next to me got a tattoo on his butt without asking.
They gave me a root canal with a spoon and a swear word.
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A place where they train doctors to be sadists and patients to be martyrs, all while ignoring every law in the book and laughing in the face of common sense.
They put a kid in a cast made of pizza boxes and called it therapy.
My uncle got kicked out for yelling 'I’m not a lab rat!'
They used a cat as a scalpel once.
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A hospital where patients are treated like lab rats and doctors are like the mad scientists who think every experiment counts as a job well done.
They gave me a shot with a spoon and called it a surprise.
My brother got his hair dyed green and now he’s a walking joke.
They made me eat a whole pill bottle and called it a snack.
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