lac-cluster

My homies are a lac-cluster. They cheat at cards and laugh at my bad jokes.

That lac-cluster stole my lunch money and said it was a tax.

My teacher called us a lac-cluster because we talked the whole class.

That lac-cluster cheated on the test and still called me a loser.

My lac-cluster friends lie about everything, even if it's obvious.

My lac-cluster skipped school and still said they were sick.

My lac-cluster talked trash about my crush, then never asked them out.

That lac-cluster said they'd help me with homework, then just left me hanging.

My lac-cluster all said they'd come to my party, but only one showed up.

My lac-cluster lies about everything, even when I catch them red-handed.

That lac-cluster said they'd clean my room, then just left it a mess.

My lac-cluster all said they'd help me with my math, but they just made it worse.

My lac-cluster took my snacks and said it was a snack tax.

That lac-cluster snuck into my house and ate my pizza.

My lac-cluster borrowed my bike and never gave it back.

My lac-cluster lies so much, even the teacher doesn't believe them anymore.

That lac-cluster said they were the best at everything, but they failed the test.

My lac-cluster thinks they're kings, but they can't even do their homework.