Lac attack

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When a lactose-intolerant person eats dairy and turns into a screaming, pooping mess.

I ate a cheeseburger and now I’m on the floor screaming like a toddler.

My coworker had a milkshake and looked like someone just kicked him in the gut.

I tried pizza and now I’m doing the floor dance of shame.

When you eat something with milk and your body goes full war on you.

I had yogurt and my stomach sounded like a war zone.

My friend ate ice cream and looked like she had been poisoned.

I had a milk mustache and now I’m a walking disaster.

When you eat dairy and your body throws a hissy fit.

I ate a muffin and now I’m doing the floor dance again.

My kid had a cheese plate and looked like he had been beaten by a cow.

I tried a smoothie and now I’m on the floor like a broken toy.