labyu

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A dirty Filipino way to say love you that sounds like it came out of a swear word machine
My mom said 'labyu' after I ate her favorite chicken. She still loves me. Maybe.
He texted 'labyu' during math class. I failed the test. He passed the love.
My sister called me 'labyu' after I stole her phone. She said it was the most loving thing I ever did.
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A lazy version of 'I love you' that sounds like it was said by someone who just woke up and doesn't care
My dad said 'labyu' when he dropped my mom off. She cried. He didn't care.
My crush said 'labyu' in a group chat. I died. Everyone laughed.
I said 'labyu' to my pet dog. He ate my homework. I cried.
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A swear word disguise for 'I love you' that makes you want to punch someone but also hug them
My brother said 'labyu' when I broke his phone. I wanted to punch him. Then I hugged him.
She said 'labyu' after I failed the test. I wanted to scream. Then I cried.
He said 'labyu' during a fight. I wanted to hit him. Then I kissed him.
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