Labyrinthitis

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A sickness where you can't stop thinking about the 1986 movie Labyrinth and David Bowie’s noodle. You quote it like it’s scripture and watch it until you’re blind.
'I'm gonna kick your ass!' I shouted, just like Sarah.
I watched Labyrinth 17 times in one day. My eyes were bleeding.
I stared at David Bowie's noodle for 20 minutes. It was worth it.
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A confusing maze that's used when people are lost in thoughts. It came from Greek myths, and the guy who built it got stuck and never came out. Classic.
I was lost in my own head, like a real maze.
My brain was a labyrinth. I had no idea what was going on.
I got so confused I thought I was in a Greek myth.
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The best movie ever. It's like a sandwich with puppets and hot actors. It's perfect.
Labyrinth is the best movie. Period.
It's like a dream come true.
That movie is a 10/10. No debate.
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A 1986 movie with puppets and the two hottest people in the history of the world: David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. They were fire.
David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly? I'm in love.
They looked like they stepped out of a dream.
Those two were so hot, I got a fever.
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A nice 1986 movie with puppets and the two hottest people in the history of the world: David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. They were fire.
I watched it for the first time and fell in love.
Jennifer Connelly was so hot, I got distracted.
David Bowie was like a god to me.
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A 1980s movie made by Jim Henson, with David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. It had songs and a plot about a girl who wished her baby brother away to a goblin king.
Sarah wished her baby brother away. What a disaster.
Jareth was a goblin king and looked so cool.
Magic Dance was the best song ever.
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When someone thinks the whole Labyrinth movie is real and starts acting like it's happening to them.
I told my brother I was going to the Labyrinth.
I tried to summon Jareth with a wish.
I thought I was in the movie.
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