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A sickness where you can't stop thinking about the 1986 movie Labyrinth and David Bowie’s noodle. You quote it like it’s scripture and watch it until you’re blind.
'I'm gonna kick your ass!' I shouted, just like Sarah.
I watched Labyrinth 17 times in one day. My eyes were bleeding.
I stared at David Bowie's noodle for 20 minutes. It was worth it.