labyrinthine vagina

Fresh

0 views · Added 19h ago · 3 definitions

A vagina so big it could be a maze and it would still have room for a buffet

I walked in and never came out. I got lost and ate six cookies.

My friend tried to find his way out and got stuck in the snack aisle.

It's like a subway system but with more sweat and less directions.

A vagina that’s so deep you could hide a camel in there and it would still be a surprise party

I stuck my hand in and it came out with a sandwich and a map.

My cousin went in and came out with a coupon for free donuts.

It’s like a black hole but with more glitter and less gravity.

A vagina so complicated it has its own zip code and a traffic jam inside

I got lost and had to call my mom for directions.

My friend got stuck and had to use a traffic cone to get out.

It’s like a city but with more hair and less sense.