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a city that feels like you're stuck in traffic and everyone is trying to crush you
I walked into the city and it was like being stuck in a meat grinder with no escape.
That city is like a giant middle finger from the universe.
I tried to leave the city and it was like my shoes were glued to the sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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a crazy sickness where you can't stop talking about Labyrinth and you think David Bowie has the best crotch ever
My friend has Labyrinth fever and keeps quoting lines from the movie like it's his religion.
I got Labyrinth fever after watching it one too many times and now I think Bowie’s crotch is a holy relic.
My mom got Labyrinth fever and now she quotes Magic Dance in every conversation.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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a confusing maze that’s like a nightmare made by a bad math teacher
That maze was so confusing it made my brain feel like it was in a blender.
I got lost in the maze and my brain started yelling at me.
The maze was like a bad math test that never ends.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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the best movie ever made, and if you disagree, I will personally murder you
Labyrinth is the best movie ever, and if you say otherwise, I’ll beat you up with a puppet.
Labyrinth is so good, it makes other movies look like they were made by a toddler.
I will fight you for the title of best movie ever, and Labyrinth is my weapon.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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a 1986 movie with puppets and two of the hottest people who ever lived, David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly
Labyrinth has David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly, and they are so hot, it’s like a fire started in my brain.
That movie has two of the hottest people in the world, and it’s glorious.
Labyrinth has puppets and two celebrities who are so hot, I think I died and went to heaven.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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a 1986 movie with puppets and two of the hottest people who ever lived, David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly, and it’s just so good it hurts
That movie has puppets and two of the hottest people in history, and it’s the best thing ever.
I watched Labyrinth and it felt like my heart was melting from how good it was.
Labyrinth is so good, it’s like it’s giving me a hug made of magic and puppets.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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a 1980s movie made by Jim Henson, and it stars David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly, and it has songs that are so catchy they will haunt your brain forever
That movie has the best songs, and they are stuck in my head like a bad dream.
Magic Dance is so good, I think I can hear it in my sleep.
The songs from Labyrinth are like a curse, and I can’t escape them.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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