Laburdus

My cousin is a Laburdus. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement.

The guy at the gym who talks to the weights like they're his ex is a Laburdus.

My teacher said I was a Laburdus for chewing my pencil to pieces.

That guy in the lunchroom who eats tuna sandwiches for a week straight is a Laburdus.

My brother's dog is a Laburdus. He eats my homework and still thinks he's a dog.

My mom called my dad a Laburdus because he forgot to take out the trash for three days.

My neighbor is a Laburdus. He wears a bathrobe to the grocery store and eats cereal for dinner.

My friend's cat is a Laburdus. It poops on the floor and thinks it's a superhero.

My brother is a Laburdus. He eats pizza crusts and calls it a meal.