labunxious

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A slob with a belly like a donut and sweat like a sauna.
My cousin ate three burgers and became labunxious.
That guy at the gym is labunxious and smells like old pizza.
She texted me, 'I’m labunxious and my pants are about to explode.'
2
A human meatball that oozes sweat and snacks.
He’s so labunxious, he could roll around in a bowl of soup.
My dog called me labunxious after I ate a whole bag of chips.
My teacher said I was labunxious and needed a nap.
3
A walking greasy mess with a belly like a beach ball.
My brother is labunxious and eats like a raccoon.
That guy in the park is labunxious and has a beard like a goat.
I told my mom I was labunxious and she gave me a sandwich.
4
A person who’s so fat, they look like they were dipped in lard and left in the sun.
My friend is labunxious and can’t fit into his pants.
That man at the mall is labunxious and smells like a hot dog stand.
I’m labunxious and I just ate a whole pizza.
5
A human blob that sweats like a volcano and eats like a monster.
I’m labunxious and I just finished my third milkshake.
My dad is labunxious and eats like a horse.
That kid is labunxious and can’t stop snacking.
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A human meat pie that’s wet, fat, and always hungry.
My sister is labunxious and eats like a wolf.
That guy is labunxious and looks like a meat pie that’s been left in the sun.
I told my teacher I was labunxious and he gave me a candy bar.
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