Labunchkin

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A smug jerk who talks too much and thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly full of hot air and lies.

My cousin is a labunchkin. He said he can bench press a cow.

My boss is a labunchkin. He claims he invented the internet.

My neighbor is a labunchkin. He told me he once fought a dragon.

A person who acts like they're king of the hill, but they're just a fraud who can't back up their big talk with any real talent.

My friend is a labunchkin. He said he can sing like a rock star. I heard him scream at a cat.

My teacher is a labunchkin. She said she can do 100 push-ups in a row. She did 3 before crying.

My brother is a labunchkin. He said he beat up a gang of 10 guys. They were all 6 years old.

A loudmouth who brags about everything and everyone else's failures, but they're just a big mess who can't even handle their own life.

My uncle is a labunchkin. He said he can run a marathon. He fell asleep halfway through.

My coworker is a labunchkin. She said she can solve any problem. She couldn't fix her coffee maker.

My mom is a labunchkin. She said she can cook a 5-star meal. She burned the toast.

A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to listen to their nonsense and admire them.

My dad is a labunchkin. He said he's the best at everything. He can't even tie his shoes.

My friend's cousin is a labunchkin. He said he's a genius. He can't even spell genius.

My neighbor's dog is a labunchkin. It thinks it's the king of the block. It barks at the mailman.

A person who talks so much and brags so hard that you're half-convinced they're lying, but you still have to listen because they won't shut up.

My teacher's pet is a labunchkin. She says she's the smartest in the class. She failed math.

My friend's brother is a labunchkin. He said he can beat anyone in a fight. He got beaten by a kid.

My cousin's friend is a labunchkin. He said he's a superhero. He tripped over a chair.