labumb

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A fancy way to tell someone they're crazy, like when rich people try to sound smart and fail.

"You call that a labumb? I’ve seen raccoons with better logic.", Dad to his son after a failed business idea.

"She’s a labumb, and I’ve seen her eat a whole pie in one bite.", Mom at a family dinner.

"He’s not just a labumb, he’s a labumb with a side of drama.", Best friend after a heated argument.

Calling someone a labumb is like throwing a swear word into a fancy soup and hoping it doesn’t taste bad.

"You’re a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs in jail.", Teacher to a student who drew on the desk.

"That kid’s a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs at the mall.", Mom after her kid threw a tantrum at the store.

"He’s a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs eat pizza for breakfast.", Cousin at a family reunion.

A labumb is someone who’s so out of their mind, they think they’re the main character of a soap opera.

"You’re a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs on the bus.", Friend after a wild story at lunch.

"She’s a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs in the park.", Sister after watching her brother chase pigeons.

"He’s a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs in the grocery store.", Dad after his kid tried to talk to the cashier for 10 minutes.