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When someone yells out the dumbest answer they can think of, even though they have no idea what they're talking about, and then tries to blame someone else to save their face.
Teacher: 'The answer is 42!' (without even checking the question) and then hands me the problem like it's my fault.
My mom told me to clean my room and then blamed my sister for my mess.
He said the sky is green and then told me to tell everyone else.
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A guy who everyone loves, especially girls. He’s the kind of guy who makes girls swoon and guys want to be him. He’s totally straight, but he might sound like a confused vegetable in Malaysian. But trust me, he’s hot and you’ll know him when you see him.
My crush is the guy who everyone calls pumpkin. He’s got the whole school swooning.
He walks into the room and suddenly everyone stops talking. That’s pumpkin.
Even the guys are trying to be him. He’s like a god in the school.
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