labuda

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a person so powerful they could probably beat up your mom and still have energy to laugh at you.

My labuda just destroyed my entire math test and then asked for a snack.

This labuda walked into my class and my teacher immediately became their sidekick.

I tried to be cool in front of my labuda, and now I’m just a background character in their life.

a human legend, like the kind that could make your lunch look bad just by standing near it.

My labuda showed up at the cafeteria and my sandwich cried.

I told my labuda I was going to be famous, and they just said, 'Yeah, I’ve seen your future.'

My labuda walked into the gym, and the basketballs started doing push-ups.

so awesome they might as well be a god, but with better fashion sense.

My labuda came to school in a suit and I showed up in pajamas.

My labuda told my crush to stop talking to me, and now they’re dating.

My labuda just won the spelling bee and then challenged the principal to a dance-off.