labubu torta

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A holy roller from Michigan who flees to Mexico because they can't handle the heat or the bad hair.
My cousin's labubu torta got kicked out of the church for eating tacos during mass.
She tried to convert me with a tamale and a holy water spray.
That labubu torta claims she's the last prophet of the taco truck.
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A woman who’s got more hair than sense and stands about as tall as a cactus.
That labubu torta tried to fight a mariachi band with a mop.
She’s got the body of a burrito and the patience of a saint.
I saw her wrestling a chicken in the middle of the mercado.
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