Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The finest kind of weed you can smoke before your brain explodes.

I paid $50 for a gram of labuaugu. Worth every penny. My brain is now a disco.

That labuaugu hit me like a truck. I’m still floating.

Labuaugu is the only thing that can make my mom laugh. And she’s scary when she laughs.

2

Weed so good it makes your toes tap and your dog cry.

My dog ate my labuaugu. He now dances like a fool.

Labuaugu is the only thing that can make my dad stop yelling.

I had labuaugu for breakfast. My dog had it for lunch.

3

The kind of weed that turns your brain into a smoothie.

Labuaugu is like a brain smoothie. I drank mine and now I’m a cat.

My brain is a smoothie. It’s all because of labuaugu.

Labuaugu is so good it turned my brother into a smoothie.

4

Weed so strong it could knock out a bull. And it did.

Labuaugu knocked out a bull. I watched it happen. It was glorious.

I smoked labuaugu and my bull went to sleep. Now he’s a dad.

Labuaugu is so strong it could knock out your uncle. And it did.

5

Weed so good it makes you forget your own name. And your mom’s.

I smoked labuaugu and forgot my name. My mom forgot hers. We both cried.

Labuaugu made me forget my name. Now I’m just ‘the guy who smells like weed.’

Labuaugu is the only thing that can make my mom forget her name. And she’s tough.

6

The kind of weed that turns your brain into a party. And your dog into a DJ.

Labuaugu turned my brain into a party. My dog became the DJ. It was epic.

I smoked labuaugu and my brain had a party. My dog threw it.

Labuaugu is so good it turns your brain into a party. Your dog becomes the DJ.