labu

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Labu is a hot guy who every girl wants. He’s got the looks, the charm, and the confidence. He’s straight, he’s sassy, and he’s not afraid to show it. You can’t miss him in a crowd, he’s like a walking billboard for hotness.
DM: 'Labu, you’re the reason I skipped class today.'
Tweet: 'Labu walks in, the whole class goes silent. It’s like magic.'
Text: 'I’m gonna fail this test just to look at Labu again.'
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Labu is like the guy who yells out the answer to a math problem he doesn’t even know, just to look cool. Then he acts like he’s the teacher and sends the real work to someone else. Total fraud.
Text: 'Labu answered the question wrong but still got credit. How? Magic.'
Tweet: 'Labu says he’s the smartest person in the room. He’s not.'
DM: 'Labu took the blame for my mistake. I owe him my life.'
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