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Life’s a cuss word and then you’re six feet under
Man I woke up with a hangover and my dog died
My ex just texted me and my boss yelled at me
I got fired and my car broke down on the way home
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Life gives you the worst and then you’re dead
My mom called me and my phone died
I got a flat tire and my cat ran away
My job sucks and my dating life is worse
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Life’s like a bad punchline and then you’re gone
My day started with a fight and ended with a heartburn
I failed my test and my dog ate my homework
My boss yelled and my car wouldn’t start