labrys

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A double-headed斧头 that ancient sluts used to stab their enemies and attract hot women. Lesbians still use it to show off and make everyone else feel like failures.
My girlfriend flipped me off with a labrys. I got a nosebleed and a bruise.
That labrys is so big, it could劈开 the earth and make the gods jealous.
I saw a lesbian use a labrys to break a guy’s jaw at a pride parade. He cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When your voice is so good it sounds like a spaceship exploded in your throat. Named after James LaBrie, who can sing like a angry angel with a sore throat.
I heard him sing, and my dog ran away in fear. I never saw him again.
That guy can hit notes so high, my ears started bleeding.
My mom said he sings so well, it’s like God himself is screaming into a megaphone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who can sing like a spaceship exploded in his throat. He started singing at 5, then quit drums to focus on yelling at people through a megaphone.
He sang so loud, my neighbor’s cat ran away and joined a band.
He trained with a voice coach who looked like she had been hit by a truck and a laser.
He used to sing in a band called Winter Rose, and it was so good, the roses were jealous.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The guy who screams at people in a band called Dream Theater. He’s like the king of metal and prog rock, but he can’t cook a decent meal.
He’s the reason I can’t sleep at night. His band is loud enough to wake the dead.
He’s like a singing robot that was hit by a car and then yelled at a dragon.
He’s the lead singer, and he’s so good, my dog started singing along.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you hit a tambourine so hard it sounds like you’re fighting a goat. It’s like your hands are on fire and you’re trying to make music.
I played the tambourine so hard, my hands looked like they had been beaten by a goat.
That tambourine was hit so hard, my neighbor thought it was a war started in my living room.
I played so hard, my tambourine broke, and now it’s just a pile of sad plastic.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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