labryan

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A huge-headed, meat-loving maniac who thinks outside is just a fancy gym and eating is the only real sport.

Labryan showed up to the picnic with three pizzas and a side of shame.

He said the soccer game was just a warm-up for his lunch.

He tried to bench press a taco and it broke his face.

A person with a head the size of a football and a mouth the size of a truck who only lives to eat and play games outside.

Labryan took a bite of cake so big it looked like a warzone.

He said the hike was just a pre-game snack.

He tried to throw a football and it came out of his mouth.

A giant-headed freak who thinks the outdoors is just a buffet and sports are just snacks.

Labryan ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried.

He said the basketball game was just a side dish.

He tried to run a marathon and fell asleep on a hot dog.