labrousse

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A giant meat stick that makes your pants look like they’re on fire
My cousin’s labrousse is so big it got stuck in the door
I saw it in the shower and I nearly peed myself
He tried to hide it under a blanket and it came out anyway
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A penis so big it’s like it was born in a hurricane
She said it looked like a sausage that had been hit by a truck
He walked into the room and the whole class turned around
It was so big it had its own zip code
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A meaty monster that could probably beat up a donkey
He showed it off like it was the Mona Lisa
It was so big it made the teacher cry
It was like a meat tornado in a sock
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