La'Brone

My cousin is a La'Brone. He wore glitter in the bathroom and still came out like a king.

That guy got glitter in his hair and still showed up to the block like he owned it.

I tried to be a La'Brone, but I just looked like a glitter-fart.

That La'Brone just walked in and the whole room stopped breathing.

I tried to talk to him, but he was too smooth. I felt like a broke-ass toaster.

He came in like he was the king of the block and I was just a used sock.

That La'Brone came in like he had a whole team of niggas doing his hair.

I saw him in the barber shop and he was getting a hair cut like it was a Nobel Prize.

He walks in and the whole salon gets quiet like they just saw a ghost.