labrolation

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A stupid plan that just keeps going in circles like a confused raccoon on a treadmill
My morning routine is labrolation. Coffee. Check. Socks on backwards. Check. Coffee. Check.
This meeting is labrolation. We talked about the same thing for 2 hours. No one said anything new.
My diet is labrolation. Pizza. Then salad. Then pizza again. Then I cried.
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When you think you're making progress, but you're just going in circles like a drunk penguin on a merry-go-round
This project is labrolation. We added 10 features. Then we removed 5. Then we added 3 more. Now it's broken.
My life is labrolation. I got a promotion. Then I got fired. Then I got a promotion again. Now I'm confused.
This workout is labrolation. I ran 1 mile. Then I sat down. Then I ran 1 mile again. Then I gave up.
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A fancy way of saying you're stuck in a loop like a broken vending machine that only gives you Cheetos
My day is labrolation. I checked my phone. Then I checked my phone again. Then I checked my phone again. Then I cried.
This app is labrolation. I clicked 'continue'. Then I clicked 'back'. Then I clicked 'continue' again. Now I'm stuck.
My relationship is labrolation. We broke up. Then we got back together. Then we broke up again. Now I'm tired.
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A plan that's so dumb it just keeps repeating itself like a parrot that only knows the word 'crap'
My plan to lose weight is labrolation. I ate a burger. Then I ran. Then I ate a burger again. Then I ran again. Then I gave up.
This game is labrolation. I killed the dragon. Then I died. Then I killed the dragon again. Then I died again. Then I quit.
My morning is labrolation. I woke up. Then I went back to sleep. Then I woke up again. Then I went back to sleep again.
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A cycle so dumb it just keeps happening like a toddler who won't stop throwing food
My week is labrolation. I got a raise. Then I got a raise again. Then I got a raise again. Now I'm confused.
This homework is labrolation. I did it. Then I checked it. Then I redid it. Then I checked it again. Then I cried.
My love life is labrolation. I dated him. Then I broke up. Then I dated him again. Then I broke up again. Now I'm tired.
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