labrocated

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Something cooked up in a lab by a scientist who smells like old socks and has no life.
My labrocated experiment exploded and turned my dog into a chicken.
The labrocated drink made me cry and my math teacher quit.
That labrocated thing is why I failed science and now I hate Mondays.
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A guy with a tiny wiener, worse than a baby’s toe, who also can’t shoot hoops and thinks Texas is a Canadian sandwich.
Labrocated tried to dunk and fell into a pool. Now he’s wet and sad.
He said Canada has better basketball. I threw a chair at him.
Labrocated thinks Texas is a country. I called him a fake Canadian.
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