labroc

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Something made in a lab that’s so fake it smells like regret and bad perfume.

My labroc was so fake it fell apart when I sneezed.

That labroc was made by a kid who failed science and geometry.

I tried eating my labroc and it tasted like old socks and shame.

A guy with a tiny weenie who thinks he’s a king and can’t tell the difference between a basketball and a melon.

That labroc tried to dunk and missed the hoop by ten feet.

He asked me if Texas was a country and I lost my mind.

He thinks he’s a pro at basketball, but he can’t even shoot straight.